Flagship fun manual

Binface Your Place Guide

A cheerful recipe for windows, bins and cardboard democracy: make it obvious, make it removable, make it funny enough that a passing pigeon briefly considers public service.

1. Choose your stage: window, garden, bin, balcony or shopfront with permission
2. Invent the gag before the glue comes out
3. Keep the spectacle on property you control or have permission to use
4. Let lamp posts enjoy retirement from poster duty
5. Make parody gloriously obvious, preferably with visible marker-pen wobble
6. Keep people’s politics out of it; collect laughs, not data
7. Photograph like a secret agent for privacy: crop, blur and angle wisely
8. Hide house numbers, plates and private details before sharing
9. Remain joyfully ridiculous, safely spectacular and aggressively cardboard
Excellent shenanigansChaos gremlins to avoid

handmade window sign with heroic marker-pen energy

cardboard speech bubble beside your own bin

shop-window mini-embassy with owner permission

balcony bunting where the building rules allow it

social profile joke with obvious parody vibes

garden sign on private land

funny article-style idea that costs less than lunch

photo of your own display with house number hidden

🚫 stickers ambushing lamp posts

🚫 posters giving bus stops extra homework

🚫 fake polling cards trying to look serious

🚫 fake council notices wearing boring shoes

🚫 fake opponent leaflets from the mischief swamp

🚫 publishing exact home addresses

🚫 blocking road signs or sightlines

🚫 unsafe car-window signs

🚫 pressuring neighbours who just wanted tea

🚫 spending giant sums before checking the rulebook

🚫 pretending to be official when you are delightfully not