Read before unleashing the bunting

Tiny Rulebook for Humans

A short, friendly checklist so the fun stays fun, the cardboard stays charming, and the council clipboard stays asleep. Not legal advice; check what applies to you.

#1Use your own kingdom, castle, window or bin — or get permission from the reigning human.

#2Fund your own cardboard empire, ideally with snacks left over.

#3Keep public property pristine; lamp posts are not auditioning for your sticker musical.

#4Skip fly-posting and achieve glory with windows, gardens, bins and other places you control.

#5Make parody obvious: do not dress up as the council, another campaign, the Electoral Commission, a polling card or an official election notice.

#6Keep road signs, pavements, mirrors, vehicle sightlines and safety-related things boringly clear.

#7Be funny, safe and splendidly non-abusive. The joke should sparkle, not scorch.

#8Before flying flags or installing signs, check property, tenancy, lease, landlord and local rules so the bunting does not become a paperwork dragon.

#9If you plan to spend significant money campaigning locally for or against a candidate, check the rules and get proper authorisation before launching the chrome bin helmet.

#10If you share photos, hide private information, children’s faces, car number plates and house numbers unless you are happy for them to be public.

#11This site is inspiration only: no voting-intention collection, address harvesting or political-opinion hoovering.

No forms, no uploads, no supporter database: just static nonsense with its shoes tied.